I'm wearing shorts.
"OK. So what," you think to yourself.
Let me explain. You see, I haven't worn or even owned a pair of shorts in three years. I'm serious. Further, although I've lived in both Denver and the San Fernando Valley, notorious for hot, HOT summers, I can count the number of times I've worn shorts in the last five years on both hands.
This is a breakthrough for me. It began a week ago.